maverick meets nemesis

棋逢敵手。結果係我輸。

holland bank cheque

有日路過金鐘廊，見到 ABN-AMRO 擺人肉路障。個哥哥仔攔住我，問我要唔要信用咭，我話唔愛。跟住問我要唔要貸款，我又話唔愛。我反問佢可唔可以就地開個支票戶口，佢話我要自己去分行；但幾有興味咁問俺點解淨係要支票戶口。我老實講佢聽話我想開荷蘭銀行支票畀 D 老友記開心o下。哥哥仔一 D 都唔覺詫異，轉身繼續向其他行人推銷。

講開，holland bank 果然係 holland bank。佢o地個富人銀行服務叫

眾所周知，Vincent Van Gogh 佢老哥除o左畫風天下無雙之外，最出名就係窮。Van Gogh Preferred Banking 係咪表示佢地唔介意好似俺 D 兩袖清風o既客呢？想像又唔係喎，真奇怪。

dead ringers

david 有個 pet theory 解釋點解卓古華拉死後可以響拉丁美洲成為歷久不衰o既革命英雄標誌：

卓古華拉 1967 年十月被美國支持之玻利維亞軍人鎗殺

眾裡尋它千百度

	I may have the gift of prophecy, and know every hidden truth. I may have faith strong enough to move mountains, but if I have not love, I am nothing. Corinthians 14: 12 Figure 73. MONKEY STEALS THE PEACH This is the classical name for the upward groin slap. Drop to the right knee, swinging the arms like windmills to distract the enemy and deflect any defense he may offer. The left arm ends in jodan, the rising forearm block, protecting the head as you drop low and slide forward without stepping. The right arm swings up and back, circling from the shoulder. Turn the palm up as it swings between the enemy's feet to stun him (Figure 73). Figure 74. Application of the Monkey Steals the Peach Whip the arm as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm, fingers bent at the first joint in a Monkey Paw or Tiger Claw Fist (Figure 74). The impact will lift the enemy off the ground. Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Ch'ueng Mo channel of the body and stop the heart. Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. PS：出招前千祈唔好唔記得 swing the arms like windmills to distract the enemy and deflect any defense he may offer 喎。