Sunday, June 5

眾裡尋它千百度


I may have the gift of prophecy,
and know every hidden truth.
I may have faith strong enough to move mountains,
but if I have not love,
I am nothing.

Corinthians 14: 12



Monkey Steals the Peach
Figure 73.
MONKEY STEALS THE PEACH

This is the classical name for the upward groin slap. Drop to the right knee, swinging the arms like windmills to distract the enemy and deflect any defense he may offer. The left arm ends in jodan, the rising forearm block, protecting the head as you drop low and slide forward without stepping. The right arm swings up and back, circling from the shoulder. Turn the palm up as it swings between the enemy's feet to stun him (Figure 73).



Monkey Kills
Figure 74.
Application of the Monkey Steals the Peach

Whip the arm as described and strike the enemy's groin with the open palm, fingers bent at the first joint in a Monkey Paw or Tiger Claw Fist (Figure 74). The impact will lift the enemy off the ground. Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Ch'ueng Mo channel of the body and stop the heart. Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals.



PS:出招前千祈唔好唔記得 swing the arms like windmills to distract the enemy and deflect any defense he may offer 喎。





9 comments:

太公 said...

哇!! 我今日先同朋友講開話學咩自衛好呀~~~~Thx :)

Anonymous said...

係唔係唐三藏與蜘蛛精的故事貼題d?

Anonymous said...

J:太公賞面用呢招,使到“swinging the arms like windmills”就夠咯。來者睇到太公三頭肌o既份量,自然退避三舍。

珮:點會?三藏法師一念緊箍咒,大聖重點偷蟠桃呢?

sidekick said...

眾女尋它千百度...

Anonymous said...

… 驀然回首
卻在意興珊處。


連城大哥好文釆!唔係妳 Freudian slip 用個「它」字,俺都冇咁易點到睛。

諗o下諗o下,諗o左去個「踢」字……

sidekick said...

抄文時, 忘了校對而已... -_-

你的“闌”呢? 在“刪”處了?

sidekick said...

中文版:
我若能說萬人的方言,並天使的話語,卻沒有愛,我就成了鳴的鑼、響的鈸一般。
我若有先知講道之能,也明白各樣的奧祕、各樣的知識,而且有全備的信叫我能夠移山,卻沒有愛,我就算不得甚麼。

Anonymous said...

介紹畀某德國朋友,佢又forward左畀同事睇,仲當場「示範」一次....當然無連根拔起喇。

Ch'ueng Mo實情即係邊個穴咁呢...

我都玩玩下試左一次.....swing the arms like windmills呢下都....幾...搞笑。

Anonymous said...

係呀!一開始 fing 雙臂,個敵人就會指住你話:「啊!你想偷生果?」然後黯住 jur jur 跳開避過攻擊。